This is an excerpt from of my favorite books.

“WARNING: SEX IN FRONT OF THESE MIRRORS SHOULD ONLY BE ATTEMPTED BY PROFESSIONALS. OBJECTS IN MIRRORS APPEAR EXACTLY AS THEY DO IN REAL LIFE— YOU REALLY DO LOOK THAT STUPID; YOUR ASS RRALY IS THAT FAT; THAT IS GOING TO A MARK; YEP, HE REALLY DID JUST CALL OUT SOMEONE ELSE’S NAME; YES, SHE’S ONLY DOING THIS SO YOU’LL STOP PESTERING HER ABOUT IT; AND YES, BUG BOY, THAT REALLY IS THE FACE YOU MAKE WHEN YOU COME. ASHAMED OF YOURSELF YET? YOU SHOULD BE. ROLL OVER AND LET THE EMPTINESS, THE GUILT, AND THE SHAME SINK IN. ONLY, DON’T SIT AROUND FEELING SORRY FOR YOURSELF FOR TOO LONG. YOU RENTED THIS ROOM BY THE HOUR, BIG SPENDER. -THE MANAGEMENT-“

-Author: Drew Ferguson

This scene had me cracking up! I wonder if I could write something this funny?

It’s all because of you…

You cause all these problems for yourself! You allow all these individuals to play devils advocate! You put yourself into these situations! You created this toxic life! You harbor posers as friends! You settle for less! You allow them to use you! You deal with shit for no reason! You let love pass you by! You bitch at everyone for your problems! You spread yourself too thin. You always judge yourself negatively! You don’t take changes! You take everything someone says to heart! You surround yourself with negative people! You lost yourself!

….You made these decisions.

It comes to a point where you have to realize that, your life is this way because of… you. You stand idly by while these circumstances way you down, belittle you, control you. There is a time where you can’t blame others for your insecurities. You have to be the one to take action, to make the change.

…And I’m ready! Are you?

Inspired by this post from XemVanAdams

Yep.